More Bathroom Drama

You guys know that there is constantly shit going down in my workplace bathroom (yeah, I said shit going down). Mrs. Flax just emailed me a new word for that funky, sweaty crotch smell that some of the women leave wafting in the stalls.

Tweat: it's a combination of the word "twat" and "sweat"

Example: Man, this cubicle reeks of tweat!

This will sound a lot better than me yelling across the room of cubes at Sukie, "Hey, Sukie. Don't go in the bathroom. Some bitch is sporting the cod fish panty today!"