Monday, December 15, 2008

Update: The Peroxide Queen Let Another One Bite the Dust

You guys remember the Peroxide Queen and her VD man that she met online? Well, they were set to be married next year. He had already moved in with her, and she was flashing her diamond to everyone at work. I heard her talking to someone in the break room about pornography. They were trying to decide if the VD man had "crossed the line" or not. I was thinking to myself, "If you have to ask that question, then you probably think he's crossed a line." They spotted me and opened up their pornography gossip circle, so I joined them. Turns out that he had over $10,000 worth of pornography, plus he had a locked room in her house. Excuse me? Locked room in your house? Who the hell lets some strange man from the Internet move in and lock a room in her house? Anyway, he also had his own phone line. He wouldn't let her see anything on his computer. One would think that someone giving you a sexually transmitted disease would be the wake up call, but it took the locked room and the pornography to wake her dumb ass up. She kicked him out. It wouldn't surprise me if she takes him back. We'll see.

4 comments:

Lulu said...

$10,000 in porn? Do you know what the average (intelligent) person could do wiht $10,000??

Unknown said...

If you're paying that much for your porn then you are into some sick shit. My guess is child, because even the animal and scat and one man one jar is free nowadays.

Mrs. Flax said...

Jessie, I am not even asking about one man one jar. But I think you may have hit the nail on the head with your assessment.

Anonymous said...

Impressive collection of porn. Unless it's vintage stuff, I'd say he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. The Internet is notorious for its vast selection of free porn.

On the positive side, he could start an adult video/novelty store and turn that $10k into a lot more... as long as he can keep the sheet-sniffing police at bay.

I'm curious though, what kind of drugs is the Peroxide Queen taking? Locked room? Uh......