Friday, June 8, 2007
The Swear Jar
I got this idea from an email someone sent me. I would LOVE to work in an environment with a swear jar. The idea is that every time someone swears he or she puts a quarter in the jar. At the end of the week, you get to buy booze with the swear jar money. Since The Bitches of Eastwick was started by Sukie and I as a "rant" blog, I thought this would be a great place for a swear jar. Please leave some inventive and swear-filled rants, along with suggestions for what we should do with our swear jar money. Without further adieu, let the motherfuckin' swearing begin, bitches!
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TAINT.
If one more fucking Eastwick moron fucking gets in front of me walking or fucking driving slow as mother-fucking molasses, I'm going to fucking shoot someone. The f-word is totally my fave...although it's not nearly ass cathartic to type it as to yell it out.
Hell to the yea...I say fuck yea to the whole damn swear jar thang. I am so very big on swearing! I seem to cuss in every fuckin' sentence I say, for some damn reason. lol
Cuss on!
According to my calculations on this topic, we have $31.50 in our swear jar, bitches (oops, make that $32.00)! That's enough to buy a bottle of Smirnoff...and add more cussin' to the blog to replenish the swear jar!
Fuck all y'all, bitches and hoze. Keep it up, and our sweet rosy snatches can afford to buy a big ass fuckin' bottle of Razberi Stoli, which makes damn good hard fuckin' lemonade. Rock the fuck on!!!!!
After my last post on work, I decided I needed the swear jar. Fuck that nasty ho who told me to ditch Sukie. Bitch would have to pick up her nasty ass, droopy titties to even see her expensive "I fucked all of my friends over" shoes! Woo Hoo!
Fuck em, Fuck em, Fuck em.
Godammit!!! Sorry motherfucking litterbugs!!! Cigarette butts are trash, assholes!!! Don't fucking throw them out the window of your shitty fucking car and onto my windshield!!! Pieces of shit!!!!
here's my $4.00, plus a fitty cent tip for being simultaneously southern and sacriligious.
I feel better.
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