Brandy, you are NOT fine, girl

I'm having to work on a group project for my class I'm taking. It's fucking killing me! I don't particularly like to work in groups, but it is what I have to do. I've been emailing my partner, Brandy, for over a month now. I can't get her to communicate. WTF? I don't get it. Isn't this chick concerned about her grade? Isn't she concerned about looking like a total fuck-up when we have to give our presentation? I'm at a loss as to what to do next. Maybe I should send her some Internet porn in my next email. Would that get her attention? Nope. It would probably get me fired. I think she has responded twice now to my emails. One said, "Hi! My name is Brandy. We'll be working together." No shit! I sent you an email first you stupid bitch! The second response was, "Wow! You're so motivated." I'm not motivated. I'm just not a slack ass. Ugh!