Why?
Because not only is there a talking Barack Obama doll, but there is also a talking Virgin Mary Barbie-like doll.
I am getting one of each. And Barack and Mary are gonna totally get it on:
Mary Doll: "I'm a virgin chosen by God to be the mother of his son."
Barack Doll: "Yes We Can!"
And then he rips off her shroud.
Yes, as a totally fucked up product of Catholic childhood, I am officially that warped.
Dear God, thank you for this.
Amen.
Sukie
2 comments:
I'm glad to see you in a good mood. If you've gotta give it up, why not someone handsome and smart, right?
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Hee!
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