Friday, February 15, 2008
In-laws Incognito...
...not anymore! I've decide to use the blog as a verbal weapon today. I know you guys are out there. I know you are planning a pub crawl in the near future. Did you notice that Mr. Bitchford and I weren't on your invite list? Did you just overlook us? Well, we know about it! We're gonna be there. Whatcha think of them apples? You know what else? It's being planned around my birthday. You wanna know what else? NO ONE INVITED ME! I'm totally not bitter or upset about it, though. ;)
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5 comments:
Hang on here, Im an expert on this subject.
WHY are you going to something that you werent invited to? If you're butthurt, then be butthurt, and leave them alone. I say this because what if you were planning something and they went OH WELL YOU DIDNT INVITE US! WATCH US SHOW UP ANYWAY!!!
Let everyone else ask where you are, because those who care will wonder, and it will eventually embarrass whoever the planner was, because everyone else wanted you there and everyone will know that you were left off unintentionally, and theyll have bad thoughts about the planner.
And if not? Then youll look like a fool showing up to a party that you werent invited to and youll make yourself look stupid. Go somewhere that you are wanted, you dont have to subject yourself to possibly bringing more reasons to dislike you upon yourself if you show up uninvited.
Like I said, I am an expert on this shit, you'd have to scan my very early archives to see exactly where I am coming from, but trust me, Wise Jessie is wise.
Thanks for the advice, Jessie. I do agree with it. I was just kidding around with my in-laws, though. They won't ever comment, so I was trying to bring them out of their shells.
They read here? Welcome to the club, Lass.
Wow! How inconsiderate!
I think Alexandra has her tongue in her cheek. Our fambly pretty much rocks.
On a genuinely bad note, there are a couple of oldsters making out on House Hunters tonight. I'm sorry, but I don't need to see 60 year olds polish each other's tonsils.
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