Just a thought...

If the 18 y/o grandson of a former state legislator drinks himself to death in a
fraternity house, and no one talks about the cause of death, does that mean
he died of natural causes???

That Time of Year

Well, it's that time of year when everyone in the office exchanges gifts. Let me fix that statement. It's that time of year when all of the women in the office exchange gifts. The men could give a shit. So, I have a secretary and an office assistant. I share my secretary with my supervisor, and she rocks. She's one of those people who will totally tell someone that I'm on an important conference call when she knows I've put my head down on the desk for a ten minute nap. She's very tight lipped about my professional and personal business. I love her! I share my office assistant with about 10 other people on my floor. She sucks. She never gets anything right, and she constantly lies. She will tell her immediate supervisor that I've said it's ok for her to take off, but I haven't! This always leaves me high and dry when I need her to do something. Here's the problem. I want to keep harmony in the office, but I really want to reward my secretary for being so kick ass. I don't want to get the office assistant anything, but I also don't want a cat fight on my hands. How do I handle this???

A Blogger Friend Needs Help!

Our friend, Jessie, needs your help. Her hubby had a bad bike accident yesterday and will be out of work for awhile. Jessie has a ton of cool shit on her blog. Go check it out! Make sure you click the fuck out of her ads! http://davidsdoll101.blogspot.com/
Also, she wrote a cool book about good food for your kids. Buy a copy for someone as a Christmas gift! Buy two! AND, she knits super cool stuff that keeps you really warm. Order something!

A Lesson In Diversity?

A friend of mine just called me from the grocery store. She had stopped at a new store on her way home from work. The new grocery store is in a predominately black neighborhood. She hadn't really thought about this until she got in the store. She was checking out and noticed a difference in the "impulse" items. In the grocery stores I've been in, the "impulse" aisle consists of People magazine and Altoids. My friend said the "impulse" aisle was lined with hairbrushes and home pregnancy tests. Interesting and odd. Don't you think?

I'm a Scrooge

Just a Girl recently posted a beautiful story about how she helped a man down on his luck. Me? I'm posting a story about how I threatened to assault a homeless man. Here's what happened. I was shopping for a few things at the store, and I was so excited because they had my fancy mineral water I like. I've had a hard few weeks, so I rewarded myself with a few of the little, fancy glass bottles. I'm leaving the store, and I'm loaded down with groceries. A man is immediately in my face asking me for some money. I told him I didn't have any cash, which was the truth. As I would walk, he would get in front of me and block my path. I freaked out. I yelled at him, and I told him that if he blocked my path again that I would rack him in the balls with my fancy water in a glass bottle. He stepped away. It's official. I'm going to hell.

Those Krazy Kardashians

Sukie was hooked on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I went over to her house tonight for pizza and the finale show. We are both so old that we fell asleep before it came on last night...at 10:30 p.m. So Kim, who we thought was the ONLY naked Kardashian, isn't alone. It appears that her sister, Kourtney, has posed naked for photos before. Kim, being the brain of the family, misplaced Kourtney's naked photos, and they disappeared. Someone "found" the naked photos, and he was trying to sell them. Well...ummm...no shit, girls. The FBI became involved (Kourtney was only 17 when the photos were taken), and her family was very upset. Her boyfriend comes over, and he only has one thing to say. "So, are you mad because the photos were taken before you had your boob job?" Yep. That's all he had to say. Sukie and I kept wondering why celebrities are shocked when their naked photos and/or videos are leaked. Come on, people! Keep your fucking clothes on. Oh, and one more thing. I don't care if you are a man or a woman. Wouldn't you want to see this ass in all its glory?

Perez Hilton...I Don't Get It

I saw where Perez Hilton will have a VH-1 special called "What Perez Says." Did I miss something? Who gives a fuck what Perez says? Are there really people who do? If so, I would like to know why. Our friend, Jessie, has recently given up her T.V. I'm thinking of doing the same. I bet I'll be smarter. I'm not really into getting any advice/news/gossip/etc from someone who goes out of the house looking like this. Dumb ass.