Thursday, December 27, 2007
Ahhh...Eastwickeans
A man was arrested two days before Christmas for pissing on $600 worth of toys at the local Toys R Us. He claimed to have a medical condition and couldn't find a bathroom. Perhaps his condition is that he is a fucking dullard, a dolt, a stupe, a poor fish. This list could go on. I hate this place.
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SOMEBODY didnt get their Tinker Toys 25 years ago.
Well, at least you aren't up helping your child vomit every 30 minutes tonight! Happy happy joy joy!
I'll go you one better. A man just east of Eastwick was arrested on Christmas Day for pissing on his mother while she was asleep. I think her quote was "I yelled 'Pooh Bear, why you peein' on me?'" She the STABBED him several times and summoned the po-leece, who arrested the son and are considering charges against the mom. WTF?
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