Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dear Co-workers,

You all suck big donkey dicks. Look at your job description. Follow it. Do those things in a timely manner. You are better than no one.
Fecklessly yours,
Alexandra Bitchford

2 comments:

Sukie Bitchmont said...

Seriously: since when did asking someone to do his job become asking too much?

Queen Bee said...

Alexandria,
a) Most people do not know how to follow directions; ergo, they are inept at fulfilling job duties.
b) If they do follow a job description, most will take their time so as to make it appear as if their tasks are highly time-consuming; therefore, tasks are not completed in a timely manner.

The End.