Monday, October 29, 2007

Dear Flip-Flop Fashionistas,

If you can not (a) pick up your fucking feet instead of dragging them across the pavement, (b) buy a new pair of flip-flops once your fave pair start to get dirty and crusty, or (c) understand that the flip-flop is a summer shoe and should not be worn when there is a chill in the air, then you revoke your fucking right to wear the shoe/sandal!

P.S.
Have you ever wondered if men who wear flip-flops have pee on their feet? It has to splatter, right?

3 comments:

Lulu said...

Eewwee!!! Good point! We all know the "splatter" gets on the bathroom floor...so it HAS to get on their feet too!!!

Sukie Bitchmont said...

Naturally, there's pee on them. Have you ever been anywhere near a urinal? There's pee everywhere!

Unknown said...

Nooooo, I dont really think about that, but thanks for the mental image ;O