Friday, December 28, 2007

Vagina Slang

I know you have heard Oprah call her vagina a "va-jay-jay." With all of the funny names out there, why would she choose this one? My friends and I have come up with a small list. Please add to it.

1. A cock holster
2. Roast beef curtains
3. Monkey
4. Axe wound
5. Vertical smile
6. Nappy dugout
7. Flesh taco
8. Bearded clam
9. Velvet folds
10.Tufted taco

4 comments:

Barb Smith said...

I've been reading but since I'm a slacker and I suck, I haven't been noting but this one cracked me up so I decided to come out of hiding. LOL

I've just always heard "meat curtains" and "coochie-coo". LMAO

Lulu said...

Pink Taco - damn husband

"woodle" for the younguns

"pooter" again, kids!

And MY favorite....the "goodies". LOL

Mrs. Flax said...

Fighting Whisker Biscuit!!

Hollz said...

tunnel of love, hairpie.