The Bitches of Eastwick

So today I'm leaving the office supply store after a trip for some supplies for work when this man approaches me:
"Ma'am, ma'am, excuse me, ma'am?"
I turn towards him thinking perhaps he needs some help.
He says, "Have you been born again?"
I couldn't help myself: "Well, yes, sir, I sure have. Matter of fact, I been born again 4 times now, but this is my first shot at being human, and I gotta tell ya, I think I prefer a dog's life."
He blinked.
Sorry, bud, wrong day, wrong bitch.