Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Bitches Heart Pie!

It's Pie Time, people! The Bitches have been so hot this summer that their favorite dessert has been a good, cold pie. We don't like to just make a regular pie. No, no, no. You will not come over and have a simple slice of key lime pie. It has to have a good name. Here is what we've made so far, and Sukie might add to this list.

1. Gary Cherry Pie
2. The Nutty Goodness
3. A Shot of My Baby's Love Pie
4. Mama's Gettin' Drunk Tonight Pie
5. Mama Needs a Motherfuckin' Raise Pie

Please submit your pie names. You will need to give us one main ingriedent to work with, and we shall develop a recipe. Start sending them in now!

4 comments:

Sukie Bitchmont said...

You forget my fabulous "Lollin' Around Key Lime Pie," the lazy girl's pie. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Cranberry Macaroon Orgasm Pie
Ingredients: coconut, cranberries

The Little Debbie Best Step Off Before She Gets Herself Hurt Pie
Ingredient: crumbled oatmeal cookies (as the filling)

Schadenfreude Pie
Ingredient: Resentment

The Smokey Aroma Pie
Ingredient: Sebastian Bach's crotch bandanna

Mrs. Flax said...

Drunken Pirate Pie: pineapple, Captain Morgan's rum, beard trimmings . . . .

Alexandra Bitchford said...

These are some excellent pie choices. I'll have to try them.