Wednesday, August 13, 2008
It's Like an Episode of Friends
Do you remember when Joey and Chandler got free porn and were afraid to turn it off? Well, it has happened to me and Mr. Bitchford. We were flipping through channels, and I saw a huge breast. I yelled, "Hey! That was a huge breast. Turn that back." He did. Sure enough, it's the Playboy channel...in Spanish. Currently, there is a "story" on about scantily clad women wrestling in a real ring. Of course, ever so often, their clothes catch on something and get ripped off. Even as we speak, Luciano is giving it to Estella in the ring. We don't really watch porn, but it is hard to turn the channel. What if it goes away? If I start speaking Spanish, should I tell people how I picked it back up? Wouldn't that be fun? Si?
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Porn is entertaining. It doesnt really get me going, but it is absolutely fascinating to watch. We usually log on to redtube or xtube and look at the top rated, and man, sometimes those guys like start choking the girl, or the girl is all about to throw up while sucking dick, I mean why wouldnt you want to watch free porn? It's hilarious!
Why do I not have this channel? the damn cable company just switched up all my channels. They added all these new ones. I don't see Spanish Playboy. I do, however, see 15 new HD channels. I don't have HD. I don't want that shit all up in between HBO and Cinemax! Also, there are at least 2 brand new channels dedicated solely to Olympic sports: OBASK and OSOCC. Yeah, you can watch Olympic Basketball and Soccer to your heart's content. Yay! Not. And they changed E! from channel 69 to 60, eliminating 69 forever. WTF? What was the point in that? Oh, wait, I know...Jesus doesn't approve of 69, right?
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