Only in a town as redneck and trashy as this can you be busting your hump to dig a hole in the red clay that passes for soil in your front yard, sweating profusely and looking your absolute worse...and get catcalls from men in passing pickup trucks: "Hey Girl! Woo Hoo!"
Says girl, "You want a pick-axe to the head, jackass?"
Someone remind me again why I live here...
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You live there to keep the rest of them in line...or...try to.
Have you seen some of the women in this town? You probably look like Paris Hilton doing yard work compared to the homegrown gals. ;)
I just thought of something. Remember a few months ago when we threatened to kick a man's ass in the Publix parking lot for parking too close to your car? Do you remember him just staring at us and drooling? Maybe they just like it.
Because what would you blog about if you didn't live in this dystopia?
Is that a word?
If it's not, it should be. A word for Eastwick.
"dystopia" - an imaginary place where people lead dehumanized and often fearful lives.
Most men are pigs.
There, I said it. And it's true. They're nuts...or rather they think with them. LOL
Besides, a sweaty girl can drive a guy mad cause he gets all those weird male visualizations going on in his head about making you sweaty and, well, that's just ICK! lol
The bottom line is that guys - big guys, little guys, guys who climb on rocks, fat guys, skinny guys, even guys with chicken pox - want a girl. Period. They don't care what girl. If you've got two boobs and a hole, you are a goddess. When all else fails, it's power. Let the feminists scream! It's true.
Sorry for the homage to weenies. Thought it was appropriate in the context.
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