As you can see from yesterday's post, I have been questioning everything lately. In fact, I have a new list for today. I actually kept some scrap paper with me today and jotted a few down.
1. Why would someone want her armpits to smell like cherries?
2. Why are my panties up my ass?
3. How did I manage to mistake a leg of my panties for the waist? (explains #2)
4. Why do people send you emails that they need to talk, but they never tell you what it's about?
5. Should I be embarrassed that I like to blast Jimmy Buffett on my ride home?
6. Did anyone just see me fall up the stairs?
Ever wonder what my opinion on Prop 8 is? Ever wonder what truly evil things I have done?
If you would like to ask Alex a question, please send an email to alexbitchford@yahoo.com.
Showing posts with label Q Bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Q Bitches. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Questions to Ponder
The questions below pretty much sum up the first half of my day.
Why did the IT guy change the password to my email account, and then email me the new password?
Why do people continue to get in the left-hand only turn lane, and then put their blinker on to get over in the right-hand lane?
Why do people still wear jelly shoes?
Why do pregnant women let their naked bellies hang out of shirts?
Why does the cat insist on sleeping on the only white comforter in the house?
Why did the IT guy change the password to my email account, and then email me the new password?
Why do people continue to get in the left-hand only turn lane, and then put their blinker on to get over in the right-hand lane?
Why do people still wear jelly shoes?
Why do pregnant women let their naked bellies hang out of shirts?
Why does the cat insist on sleeping on the only white comforter in the house?
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Question to Ponder
I was reading Truth and Beauty by Ann Patchett, which I highly recommend, and I came across a quote about prayer. I've already turned the book back in, so I can't quote it directly, but it was alluding to the fact that prayer is just another way to worry. She also touches on how true prayer is carried out through deeds. I just found this fascinating, especially since I live in Eastwick where strangers always want to pray for you. This always makes me uncomfortable because prayer seems like it should be a very private thing. Anyway, what do you guys think? Is prayer just another type of worry?
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