praying

Oh, Mighty FSM,
Please help Lorne Michaels find some new talent (SNL is fucked when Amy Poehler leaves after this year). I'm dying here. This is SO not funny. Also, if you could get rid of the exceptionally-not-funny digital shorts, that would be great. I need some funny. I need SNL. And I need SNL to be funny. Thanks, and...
Amen.

PS: Chris Martin (Lead singer of Coldplay),
Time to go up a size, so you don't pop a button open LIVE on national television.
Love,
Sukie

My Life Is Complete Now

Why?

Because not only is there a talking Barack Obama doll, but there is also a talking Virgin Mary Barbie-like doll.

I am getting one of each. And Barack and Mary are gonna totally get it on:

Mary Doll: "I'm a virgin chosen by God to be the mother of his son."

Barack Doll: "Yes We Can!"

And then he rips off her shroud.

Yes, as a totally fucked up product of Catholic childhood, I am officially that warped.

Dear God, thank you for this.

Amen.

Sukie

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Today we watched the California Supreme Court make one small step for California...

Let us only hope it proves to be a giant leap for Americans.

As California goes, may the nation also go.

Amen.

(Onward, noodly pirates!!)