The Perils of Owning a Small Dog

My new dog has tons of personality and has really kept me on my toes. Also, you must understand that (1) she has only been here a few months and (2) I've never owned a small dog before. She has MAJOR attitude. I'm not sure if this is just her personality or if it is a side effect from being small. She also acts like she owns EVERYTHING in the house, including me. Mr. Bitchford and I are her property, and I don't even know what to say about how she treats the other animals. She moved in and became alpha dog, which is weird since she is the newest member of the family. The nastiest thing of all, though, is her insistence on eating the other dog's hair. She will climb on her and actually try to pull her hair out. If this doesn't work, she will root under the bed until she can find a hairball...then she gobbles it up. If this isn't bad enough, she then poops out the hair. The bad thing is that she will come in from doing her business and have a clump of the other dog's hair sticking out of her ass! I'm not sure what to do about this, and I've started to wonder if it is just a small dog thing. Ugh! I might as well have had a baby.

Christmas!

So, I've been doing a lot of Christmas shopping lately. I took a little inventory of my presents today, and I found myself wanting to keep most of them. Is that a good thing? Obviously I won't keep them, but I do have to say that my peeps are getting some good shit this year! What's a girl to do?

10 Reasons You Should NOT Have Watched Rock of Love

Here is a list for the guys and the girls!

10. They blurred out stripper Heather's titties
9. There were some fugly bitches on the show
8. Bret Michael's hair weave was baaaad
7. Crazy Lacey really didn't even do anything that evil (Sukie and I could have done better)
6. Jes's stupid crooked necklace would have gotten on your nerves
5. Bret Michael's is really short
4. They didn't reveal that Brandie C. was really a porn star (this is good info for a reality show)
3. Bret Michael's pussed out and told the girls he couldn't party so hard (man, he got old)
2. Most of the girl-on-girl action was left out
1. He sent stripper Heather's ass home (who makes a better rock star girlfriend than a hot stripper, who also agrees to share you with another woman? Ummmm...no one.)

Today's Anthem

I know that Britney Spears is having a bad week--what with losing custody of her kids and all--and perhaps it is because she is having a bad week, and I am having a bad week that I am
choosing a Britney Spears song for my anthem of the day: "Do Something."

"I see you looking at me like I'm some kind of freak/
Get up out of your seat/
Why don't you do something!"

Anthems of the day are songs that get me through the day when all I really want to do is go back to sleep--and the last thing I want to do is show up at work and deal with the punks I have to see on a daily basis--who (btw) have thrown the last straw on the proverbial camel's back this week. And so I choose "Do Something," so I can go into work with a big attitude: "Get up out of your seat/Why don't you do something?"

Punks.

Don't try to take me on--I will shut you down.
Yeah.
Thanks Britney (PS: go to rehab--quick).

Let's Hear It for Anucha Browne Sanders

Since Sukie and I both have been sexually harassed at work within the past month, I thought we should celebrate one woman's victory. Sukie and I will clink our glasses for Ms. Anucha Browne Sanders this evening. I hope other ladies do the same. It's not easy to go through something like this or even report it. This woman is tough, and I am glad she stood up for herself and the rest of us.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3682294&page=1

Today SUCKED

Sexual harassment sucks.

Sometimes I wish I had a dick, so I wouldn't have to work SO hard for respect...only to have it undermined by some punk-ass man with less education and less common sense than me.

The End.

Baby and a Boob Job

There is only one question today, folks. Why?