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What is the worst thing you have ever done for money (worked at Burger King? Dug through elephant poo? Sold your body? Think hard.)
I was the Easter Bunny at the mall. It fucking sucked. A child stuck his sucker in my mesh eyeballs and another one peed on me.

Is exotic dancing/stripping akin to prostitution? Why? Site your sources if any.
The only experience or sources I have with exotic dancing/stripping or prostitution is from watching Cathouse on HBO. Air Force Amy and Isabella Soprano were my favorites. As far as prostitution goes, I only see the ladies of the night who work outside of the Big Lots I frequent. I feel bad for them, and I think they deserve a union. I digress. No. exotic dancing/stripping is not prostitution.

If the person you loved absolutely hated you, would you shorten their life by 10 years if it meant that they would love you back?
Ummm, no, but wouldn't that go against what love is about? Hmmm...

If your city decided to put in a strip club, or for those whose cities already have them decided to close the strip club(s,) write your argument to your city for or against the placement/removal of this club. If you cannot include your town name, just call it "Small Town" or "Big City" accordingly.
Dear Small Town,
Most of the citizens of said small town are angry, militant trolls. Not having a way to enjoy a sexual release makes people mean and ugly. Literally. Have you seen the people in this town? So, I say we allow the strip club and create what people in these here parts call the "sin" tax. This tax could go towards our education system, which is in dire need of funding. We will be left with relaxed and educated folks.
Thank you,
Alexandra Bitchford

When you read an article about a female stripper being raped, beaten, murdered, etc. do you feel that she was asking for it with the type of job that she had? Should she have assumed the risk? Did she get herself into this mess by doing the work that she did?
First of all, it's horrific when a sexual crime is committed against anyone. Fuck no she doesn't deserve that. No one asks or deserves to be raped. I've long believed that stripping/exotic dancing and prostitution need to be regulated, and in the case of prostitution, legalized. It's a great way for cities to enjoy an increase in tax revenue. Also, if these ladies had Unions and rights, I do think this industry could benefit everyone...even if you didn't frequent said strippers and/or prostitutes. But, what do I know? I'm also a socialist. ;)

BONUS ROUND!If you were a stripper, what would be your stage name and what song would you dance to? White Shuga would be my name and Cold Hard Bitch by Jet would be my song.