Friday, December 19, 2008

My new dog is a sex addict

I have never seen a female dog masturbate--until now. And I am not talking about humping to show dominance. I am talking about giving herself an orgasm. And yes, I am sure that's what she's doing. It took me a while to figure it out, but that's definitely what she's doing.

She usually starts by licking her private parts. Then, she gets really excited, shoves one or both of her paws down there, and starts humping her paws. And then...if I don't interrupt her, she...ahem...finishes, and pants for several minutes as she winds down.

Yes, my dog is maturbating--frequently. And no, I am not happy about it.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Video it! :D

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. I've never heard of this. Ever. I agree - Video It!

Liz in Seattle

Unknown said...

Video or it didnt happen. You could make millions.

Oh wait, no...just did a YouTube search and it's already there. Fascinating.

Sukie Bitchmont said...

I'm working on the video...

Alexandra Bitchford said...

How in the hell did we pick out the masturbating dog? There were so many to choose from.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo!

Wait... would that be like dog porn? Hmm, maybe the guy with $10k of porn could use some new stuff. I see a business opportunity for you. :D

Anonymous said...

Maybe she heard the saying "Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten" and she's doing her part to rid the world of cats.