Friday, May 18, 2007

Eastwick Politics

Our esteemed city councilmen accidentally broadcast what was supposed to have been a closed meeting.

What did we get to see?

Basically the equivalent of a bar-room brawl in which our city's finest, most upstanding citizens berated one another and local business owners with foul language and insults and name-calling.

Oh, and they went on to discuss such unethical issues as assigning a contract to a specific business without the required bidding. They even threatened certain parties with unjustified condemnations of property. I am not even kidding. And it was all caught on tape.

Think they're sorry or embarrassed? Hell, no. They contend they were just doing their jobs--their behavior was merely an indication of their (OMG!) “passion for equity and progress.” What??

4 comments:

Alexandra Bitchford said...

You know what really makes me mad about this? I voted for the fool in charge. He ran on a platform about progression and openess. Damn politicians!

Unknown said...

Im sure it will end up on the news, but then we would all know where Eastwick is located ;)

Mrs. Flax said...

Eastwick is the stinky red armpit of the state.

I went to school in the crabby crotch, which was incidentally located right above a vent from hell.

Then I moved back home, which is approximately underneath the flabby, yeast infected right breast.

Oh dear, did I just say all that . . . .?

Sukie Bitchmont said...

Eastwick's too small to make it on the real news. Hell, we don't even have our own news station...we share with people who live nowhere near here...the rest of the world knows not what they're missing.