Friday, May 4, 2007

From The Eastwick Newsroom…

We live in a really exciting place…

  • The Eastwick Mall is adding a new store to its lineup. The area's first Dillard's is coming. Yup…that’s right…we’re up-and-coming, now: A Dillard’s. It’ll be like a real mall…
  • A local police officer was let go this week. Evidently, he kept sending naked pictures of himself to some woman, asking her for sex…while he was on duty—you know, supposedly handing out speeding tickets, keeping the peace, and all…Braniac even included his badge in the indecent photos.
  • And… DUI arrests in Eastwick are down (wonder if there’s a connection???).

3 comments:

Alexandra Bitchford said...

Ha! Did you hear that his screen name was HardCop?

Mrs. Flax said...

Um, if he was naked, what was his badge attached to?

Unknown said...

Good question Mrs Flax, I imagine he drove it through his nipple...but that just how I WANT to believe that it went down.