This kid stole a bottle of ranch dressing from his school's cafeteria, took it to the bathroom, ejaculated in it, and then took it back to the cafeteria to be served to fellow students. Eww! Says he, "I have no explanation for what I did...I felt bad after I did it." Ok, freak, thanks for the apology. A judge ordered him to complete community service and pay a fine.
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Watching too much Fight Club.
I guess this makes my kid's failure to wipe his butt as well as he could kind of pale in comparison.
Gee, I wonder what this kid's parents are like???
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