Should I Grow a Set?

I was driving around town with Sukie the other day, and I had a near death experience. She whipped her shiny, new, and fast car through major traffic, while making a left hand turn (keep in mind that my fragile body was in the passenger side). She maneuvered the car through traffic, while hanging out of her window from the waist up screaming, "Out of my way bitches. My car is red and faster than yours." It scared the hell out of me. We pulled into our destination, and I told her that she had freaked me out with her driving. Her basic reply...grow a set. You know, this isn't the first time she has said things like this to me. One day I was bitching about work and agonizing over a decision. She looked right through me (she's very good at this) and told me to stop being a woman. Now, this may seem harsh to some, but it is why I love Sukie so. I'll question my decisions at work. I'll question my personal decisions. Sukie is always there to say something kinda harsh and very blunt. I'm declaring tomorrow "Sukie Kinda Blunt and Mean Day." If you have a friend like this, and if you don't you should get one, make sure you send her an appreciative email tomorrow. All of us gals need to grow a set and stop acting like a woman sometimes. Sukie, I am very glad that you are my cynical touchstone. Love ya, girl! :)