While shopping in a store here in Eastwick yesterday, Alexandra and I came across something quite interesting: mini-boxed wine. It's like juice boxes--of wine.
On a business trip this summer, Mr. Vomit announced to all of us colleagues that he regularly drinks red wine from a straw--inserted straight into the bottle--at home--alone on his couch.
Alexandra and I contemplated purchasing the wine juice boxes as a congratulatory gift for him. We'd take it to his office with a post-it: Congrats!
We'd have done it, too. Except the joke (or Mr. Vomit) didn't seem worth the $7.99 it costs to purchase two mini-wine boxes.
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He wouldn't have gotten the joke. He's that dense.
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