Wisdom from a 7-year old

A friend of mine's little girl is a spitfire. She kept getting in trouble for being very truthful with the other children. If she thought another child farted, she would call them out for it. If she didn't like what another little girl said, she would roll her eyes and set the bitch straight. My favorite episode is a recent one. Her mom has been on her to stop acting like this. Apparently, there is a little girl named Hayden, and she does not like her. She borrowed a pencil from Hayden today, and she decided to write her a note. It read as follows:
Dear Hayden,
I hate you, but thanks for the pencil.

I love it!